College. The only place where you pay Mercedes-Benz prices to live like a sewer raccoon eating ramen out of a measuring cup. They promise knowledge, opportunity, and a bright future. What you actually get is debt, stress, and a sweatshirt with Latin words you can’t pronounce.Here are 10 things college administrators really don’t want you thinking about before you sign on the dotted line. #10 — Admissions Are Just the Hunger Games They sell it as a prestigious honor. In re